“This Letter is Guaranteed!”

The Ugly “Carpet Doctor” Who Performs Miracles

"This is the Most Outrageous Letter you’ll EVER receive!"

If you’d like to lose “10 pounds while you sleep tonight,” have “a movie star’s body” in two days,” get a “thick head of hair in ten minutes,” get “killer abs without any effort” … “become a millionaire by the end of the week” … “have the sex appeal of a Hollywood Celebrity…”

…Then this letter is FOR YOU!!!

Actually, I’m NOT promising any of the above, but I am going to make some outrageous (but true) statements in this letter … including…

"This letter is guaranteed!"

Dear Client,

As you can see, I’ve printed in red “THIS LETTER IS GUARANTEED” at the top of this letter. Why have I done this? Two reasons.

1. I have something V-E-R-Y important to tell you in this letter, and I needed a way of catching your attention. And…

2. I guarantee this letter will be well worth the 9 minutes it’ll take you to read it … or else…

Okay, Okay … I can hear you now… “What’s Carpet Cleaning Got To Do WITH LOSING WEIGHT … LOOKING GREAT…GREAT HAIR … SEX APPEAL, etc.?”

Good Question, and I’ve got a very good answer:

A LOT!

Let me give you a visual explanation of what I mean:

The reason that I’m pretty ugly…and my technicians are even uglier …

… is that they are sucking the dirt out of carpets all day long, and that effects their appearance! You see… “Dirty carpets make a person less attractive!”

That’s brutally blunt, but it’s the truth. In fact, the uglier the carpet cleaner, the better they probably are at cleaning carpets. As you can see from my photo, I must be pretty darn good at cleaning carpets!! In fact, some would say I have a “face” for carpet cleaning!

I admit I’m having a little fun here with the “Ugly Carpet Cleaner” thing, but here’s the absolute truth: I’M THE BEST CARPET CLEANER IN TOWN!!! In fact, I absolutely, unequivocally guarantee that I will give your carpets the most thorough, most amazing cleaning ever, or it’s FREE!

I’m the “Carpet Doctor”

Yep … I’m what some call the “Carpet Doctor.” But I’m actually better in a lot of ways than a “regular” doctor. I mean, you go to a doctor, you sit in the waiting room for an hour… you wait in the examination room half naked for another 20 minutes…the doctor spends four minutes with you… doesn’t say much… and gives you a prescription for some medicine that may or may not be good for you.

With me, your carpets don’t have to wait (I guarantee I’ll be there at the appointed time), your carpet doesn’t have to “undress” for an examination (and the examination – what I call the “Carpet Audit” – is free)…I’ll spend a good amount of time with your carpets making them sparkling clean and fluffy…and I will give a sample prescription for maintaining great looking carpets too!!

Though I’m not a medical doctor, I can help improve your health and well being more directly than most doctors can. How?

"OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS!!!!"

I have the “Silver Bullet” for giving you more energy…lower stress…better health…greater happiness…more income…all from a healthy home…which comes in great part from having really clean carpets!

I am the “Carpet Doctor”…a “Carpet Healer” so to speak, who can perform health miracles in your home!

I’m telling you that you don’t have to rely on “faith healers” to perform miracles on your carpet. All you need is the “Carpet Healer!” That’s me! (Performing miracles on your dirty carpets is almost a religious experience for me…when I see the carpets clean and shine…I almost shout “Alleluia!”)

I’ve met many homeowners who were on the verge of spending a ton of money on new carpets…who then put their faith in me and let me “resurrect” their carpets. I’ve performed miracles on carpet…which have led to miracles with regard to the health and well-being of the families who live there.

How “Health Miracles” Can Happen For You…

You see, your carpets and upholstery are the largest air filters in your home. The fact that your carpets and upholstery get dirty is a good thing to a point, then a very bad thing beyond that point. Dirty carpets and upholstery are good because it means the carpets and upholstery have taken a tremendous amount of dirt and pollutants out of the air…and kept them from entering your body. However, the carpet and upholstery become so packed over a period of time that they can’t filter any longer, and leave a tremendous amount of harmful elements in the air of your home.

YOU NEED TO HAVE CLEAN CARPETS AND UPHOLSTERY IN ORDER TO ENJOY A HEALTHY HOME! And when you have a healthy home, the family living there breathes cleaner air, which very well may improve health…energy…physical performance…attitude…outlook on life, etc. And that’s improving people’s lives, wouldn’t you say?

It could improve your children’s performance in school…their behavior at home…their overall attitude in life.

“WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE THERE ‘Mr. Carpet Doctor!’
You’ve gone too far! That’s TOO OUTRAGEOUS!”

You might be saying, “WAIT A MINUTE! I’ve been with ya’ on this ‘clean carpets being a good thing’ stuff there, Mr. Carpet Doctor. However, I don’t know about all this stuff your feeding me about improving quality of lives as a result of cleaning carpets.”

If that’s what you’re thinking, then check this out:

From the book HOME, SWEET TOXIC HOME, the author Barry Jones writes:

“Carpets can be a major source of pollution indoors. Its is a breeding ground for mold, bacteria, and dust mites and also contains herbicides and pesticides, not to mention lead, rubber particles and chemicals from nearby industry and auto traffic. And don’t forget the contributions made by pets in the house! As we walk across the carpet these contaminants are disturbed and aerosolized.

Remember the Peanuts Cartoon character “Pig Pen” with his ever present cloud of “dust” following him? That’s what you would see in a darkened room with a bright light aimed at your feet as you walk. Some of these particles can remain in the air indefinitely for us to inhale as they float within our breathing zones.(What about that sofa or chair everyone sits or sleeps on?)

But what about toddlers and children?

A recent study estimated that a toddler crawling around a typical carpeted house receives a daily carcinogenic exposure comparable to smoking 3 cigarettes per day!

The problem is twofold: Airborne contaminants are often more concentrated near the floor and there is also the direct contact issue. Think of a baby crawling on the floor. She crawls a short distance then sits up and puts her fingers in her mouth. Everything on the carpet is now being ingested!

Now think about the sidewalk leading up to your front door. You walk through all of the outdoor pollutants that have settled from the air or been sprayed nearby and enter the house wearing shoes that carry some of that pollutant into the house and into the carpet.

It really does make sense, doesn’t it? I mean, when the air you breath, in your home or workplace is filled with unhealthy elements, it can affect your health and overall well-being.

And that’s why this could be the most important message you’ll ever read!

“CLEAN CARPETS COULD…
…MAKE YOU WEALTHY!”

What would you say if I told you a recent survey showed that those who have me clean their carpets on a regular basis enjoy a 14% increase in their revenue each year…while those who have dirty carpets earn less money each year?

John Stossel of the television show 20/20 reported individuals who are attractive earn 14% more money than those who are less attractive. Here’s what this means to you:

LET “The Ugly Carpet Doctor” SUCK THE DIRT OUT OF YOUR CARPETS and stay UGLY. Remember, I’m already there, so let me get the ugly dirt out so you don’t have to!

Also…by having a healthy home, you really could benefit financially. Here’s what I mean:

1. If your home has clean carpets and upholstery, it provides a healthier environment. With the healthy environment, you are healthier…you sleep better at night…you have more energy…you have a more positive outlook on life…do you think this would effect the way you look…and even how you did at work? I mean, would you do better in your employment? And how would your doing better in your employment effect your position? A promotion? A raise? More money? Think about it…it may be VERY POSSIBLE!

2. LIFE AND BEAUTY OF YOUR CARPET

Carpet is expensive. A typical 3000 sq. ft. home, will have about 217 square yards of carpet. A good quality carpet with a moderately priced carpet cushion would run about $30.00 a yard including professional installation. That’s over SIXTY-FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! A premium carpet could double or triple this figure. Since carpet is such a large investment, doesn’t it make sense to protect and care for it? By extending the life of your carpet, you will be saving an enormous amount of money. The average carpet will last a family 10-12 years before it wears out. A neglected carpet won’t last half that long!

That translates to thousands of dollars you’d lose. If you have to replace your carpet every 5 years instead of every 12 years, over the next twenty-five years, you will lose at least $20,000. WOW! That doesn’t have to happen to you.

What I’m telling you is that having me maintain your carpets could actually be an investment that MAKES YOU MONEY!

WOW! Now that makes my coming out and cleaning your carpets a complete NO BRAINER, doesn’t it? I mean…

1. I give a FREE CARPET AUDIT;(I can also check your sofa& chair)

2. Guarantee the Most Thorough Cleaning Ever or it’s FREE;
3. Clean carpets and upholstery improve the quality of your life;
4. You may end up making a LOT more money as a result of a healthy home;
5. You may lose weight, look like a Hollywood super star, have thick beautiful hair, and all that other good stuff too!

(Well, you may not get all that’s mentioned in #5 above…but you never know!!!)

And you can let me and my ugly technicians do the “ugly work”…so you can look great! All you need to do is give me a call, and I’ll be out there before you can say “Mr. Carpet Doctor…You Are The Man!’’ to give you a FREE Carpet Audit.

My number is (815) 834-0667. Call now so you can get the valuable services I’ve discussed in this letter. You can also visit www.aaronpcs.com and download a FREE Carpet Report and LEARN: 6 MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT CARPET CLEANING—4 STEPS FOR CHOOSING THE RIGHT CARPET CLEANER—7 QUESTIONS TO ASK BEFORE LETTING ANY CARPET CLEANER INTO YOUR HOME!~ It’s entertaining…and has great information about getting a healthy home…and improving the quality of your life, too. Check it out. (24 hours a day at www.aaronpcs.com)

Again to schedule a FREE CARPET AUDIT call my office at (815) 834-0667 now.

I look forward to speaking with you soon.

Sincerely, perhaps the ugliest (but the best) Carpet Cleaner in town…
Richard Michniewicz

P.S. So was I right? Was this the MOST OUTRAGEOUS letter you’ve ever received? At least, it’s the most outrageous letter from a Carpet Cleaner, right?

P.S. Actually, whether you think reading this letter was a waste of your time or not, I want to reward you for reading it to the end. I will give you the FREE room of carpet cleaning anyway, regardless! Just give me a call at (815) 834-0667 and I will schedule your FREE room (up to 150 sq ft-in my cleaning area only) of cleaning. I’ll also do a FREE Carpet Audit for the rest of your carpet( and your upholstery too,if you choose) so you know what it will take to get your home where it needs to be…HEALTHY…so YOU can be healthy, wealthy and wise!

AARON PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICES
“Making Homes and Offices Healthier and Cleaner One Carpet at a Time”

OFFICE AND FAX: (815) 834-0667

WEBSITE: aaronpcs.com

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